IF: ARTIFICIAL

Obsessed in going unnoticed, Lord Stamped was not going out of house without his artificial smile

IF: DOUBLE

Two aunts is the same as double torture of suction cups kisses

IF: TRAIL

rail,

train,

trail...

IF: EARLY

Early in the morning, Mr Crocodile feels happy

IF: UNDONE

Not even the undoubted sex appeal of Juanito Maracas could eclipse the misfortune caused for an undoned bow

IF: MUSIC

Music travels from your mind to your voice

IF: FLYING

A smart ducky is flying in my bathroom.